grawly:

THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE PANCAKES WITH TWO AND A HALF CUPS OF SUGAR

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toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

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Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?
Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

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sschol:

this is from spy kids

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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80slove:

Married With Children

80slove:

Married With Children

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filthyjarbushman:

xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.

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DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!

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izzy-swaglin:

can 80s hair, music & fashion please make a comeback?

It did it was called scene

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from89:

Spirit Photographs—Wireless Spectre by Luis Hernan

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Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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